Remote

If I had a remote that could change things

I Would change the channel every time your nagging me

Every time you talk I would press mute

And change the channel to someone who's cute

On ESPN there's always sports

I could watch OJ Simpson on the people court

I would change how I always gotta be right

Win a new car on the price is right

I Would stay up to watch Conan O'Brien

I Don't got a job and I'm not even trying

I Could go any where in this piece

and get Donald trump a new hair piece

I wanna be real famous for absolutely nothing

like how Paris Hilton is for humping

Eww I wish I had a remote that could change my life

I would pick it up and make everything right

You could look at me every night on channel 9

I wanna get back to my home tonight

I don't want the batteries to die

IF we want things to happen then I gotta try



when the parents wanted to talk

I would hit the power button and turn them off

I look a beyonce and I wish I knew her

If I broke the law Id be on house arrest like Martha Stewart

I wanna through a party and invite all my friends

I wanna be on full house with the Olsen twins

So tell me who wants to marry a dwarf ?

like ken Jennings I wanna be a dork.

I wish I could make a bunch of bank

And be chilling with tyra banks.

Bobbie discovered his girl friend was really a dude on jenny Jones

Now he wants teddy to leave him alone

What kinda girl has an adams apple

with a matching 5 oclock shadow

I cant imagine how dumb he feels

I Would make it so I could get a record deal

Eww I wish I had a remote that could change my life

I would pick it up and make everything right

You could look at me every night on channel 9

I wanna get back to my home tonight

I don?t want the batteries to die

IF we want things to happen then I gotta try

Clay akon lost American idol

Then he got all suicidal

No wait that was me

sleep with prostitutes like Charlie sheen

I would change how my minds always drifts

And get myself some Christmas gifts

Jose Conseco wants to make a book

And brag about all steroids he took

He got injected from behind

I bet he enjoyed it every time

I really want kobe bryants life

to shoot hoops then cheat on my wife

Then have to buy her a diamond ring

like ashlee simpson I Wanna lip sync

on Saturday night live and get caught

And then laugh about all the publicity I got

Like anna nichole I wanna marry rich

Then gain 300 pounds and be a bitch

Trim spa is my favorite place

I go home and stuff food all over my face

Eww I wish I had a remote that could change my life

I would pick it up and make everything right

You could look at me every night on channel 9

I wanna get back to our home tonight

I don?t want the batteries to die

IF we want things to happen then I gotta try

My lifes like an infomercial

My lifes like a re re run

My lifes like a canceld show

IM on the first seassion , And Im going strong

Get me back to my remote,

Im gonna write the script to my destiny

I wanna be like on the man show

I want have juggies hug me wherever I go

oh oh

back to my remote

lifes in my hands

Written by JC Cannegieter

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