Unemployed Lyrics
whoever said that the world is fair
we weren't meant to be alone
you got some problems and thats all cool
tell me how you treat why you treat me so cruel
Unemployed but I aint a loser
saw a butt naked leprechaun at carls jr
and I Was on instant messenger
I said asl do u have some pictures ?
kinda cute and I think we should meet
we can go to a movie then out to eat
and im the biggest unsigned act around
big record deals yeah im holding it down
meet this girl by the name christine
I was like yeah im in blender magazine
she kisses me and licks my face
im tried of being stalked you screw myspace
and I , I , I wanna party with you
and I , I , I can get freaky to
and you , you , you I know you want me 2
So, so , so tell me what you wanna do
Some guys like them freaky girls
Some girls like other girls
some guys like them easy girls
all guys like to cheat girls.
whoever said that the world is fair
we weren't meant to be alone
you got some problems and that's all cool
tell me how you treat why you treat me so cruel
get your freak on , freak on, ewww,
we can watch the notebook later tonight
Ill even meet your parents and be polite
you can fall asleep right in my arms
Ill make you breakfast 2 percent milk and lucky charms
back and forth till your feeling soar
like Christopher columbs I just wanna explore
Everything about you and make it all cool
Ill split my welfare check and give half to you
blue butterflies and lady bugs
double shot of decaf in my coffee mug
so pimped up and ghetto fabulous
do u think you can rub up and down on this
let me put a ring up on your hand
freak freak freak like at disney land
snap some pictures with mickey mouse
Polaroid it and stick them in the house
cause you need to stop p.m sing
and take off your clothes and start un dressing
and all the time you get real moody
but that's ok cause you got a nice booty.
and I , I , I can get freaky to
and you , you , you I know you want me 2
So, so , so tell me what you wanna do
Some guys like them freaky girls
Some girls like other girls
some guys like them easy girls
all guys like to cheat girls.
whoever said that the world is fair
we weren't meant to be alone
you got some problems and that's all cool
tell me how you treat why you treat me so cruel
get your freak on , freak on, ewww,
robbed somebody and im feeling evil
I run faster then most homeless people
we can go chill at the taco shop
carnasada fries with extra hot sauce
if your feeling sick hears a couch drop
ITs kinda gross that u spit when you talk
my rap is sick like hiv
ladies if you got it don't give it to me
shake shake shake and then stand still
drink a red bull mixed with sleeping pills
will you be hyper or will you pass out
my dna's dripping in and out your mouth
ugly girls think that there queens
got alot of pimples from acne cream
your pro active went deactive
water bed and sheets are satin
crawl to me girl see what happens
after your done your gonna need some napkins
don't use teeth cause that could hurt me
suck it up like its a Slurpee.
hold up don't think so dirty you got a sick mind but mines nasty
